Pathan sms
1 pathan ne lift mangi.
Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya.
Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr koi nhi hy aur car khud chal rahi hy.
Wo dar k chup chaap betha rha.
Thori dair bad car 1 pump pr ruki to 1 admi paseene me hanpta huwa driving seat pr beth gya,,
Pathan:
Is seat pr na betho yahan "JIN" betha hua hy.
Wo admi bola:
Oh Akhroat k bache me Is car ko 2 kilo meter se dhakka lgata aa raha hon...:p