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Aap ko log kyun pasand karte Hain…!

Questions sms Aap ko log kyun pasand karte Hain...! Number Aap select karen jawab hum denge, 18: 32: 34: 36: 38: 40: 42: 44: 46: 48: Reply Jaldi karna,   Answers: 18=Sadgi ki wja se, 32=GHuse ki waja...

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Find good people & leave bad ones

Anmol Moti sms People say "Find good people & leave bad ones" But I change it as "Find the good in people & ignore the bad in them becoz No 1 is perfect.

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Wish you Happy Beautiful Good Morning

Good Morning sms ¥"'''¥   .  ¥"'''¥ ¥ ¥,//,¥ ¥ISH ¥___, //,___¥ *YOU* ¥"""¥___¥'""'¥ ¥    .APPY ¥ ¥___¥"""¥___¥ "Beautiful" Good Morning Assalam-o-Alaikum. Good Morning

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Zindagi Ko Badalne Me Waqt Nahi Lagta….!

Reality of Life sms !...Great Lines...! Zindagi Ko Badalne Me Waqt Nahi Lagta....! !...Lekin.....! Waqt Ko Badlne Me Zindagi Lag Jati Hai.....!

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Sar-e-Maqtal bhi Tery Naam k charchay hotay,

Urdu Poetry sms Sar-e-Maqtal bhi Tery Naam k charchay hotay, Tu ne Poochhi hi nahi Aakhri Khawhish meri..

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Successful relations don’t depend on how good Understanding we have…

Anmol Moti sms Successful relations don't depend on how good Understanding we have... But It depends on how nicely we avoid mis-Understanding...

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10 doctorz Aur 1 teacher Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latkay Huye Thay

Funny sms 10 doctorz Aur 1 teacher Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latkay Huye Thay Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Kholna Hoga, teacher Ne Kaha Rassi Ko Chhorne Ki Qurbani Me Deta Hoon,or kaha,...

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Aye Arsh walay, meri tauqeer salamat rakhna,,,,,

Labor Day sms Aye Arsh walay, meri tauqeer salamat rakhna,,,,, Farsh k saray Khudaon say ulajh betha hon ...!!

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1 pathan ne lift mangi Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya

Pathan sms 1 pathan ne lift mangi. Car ruki to wo jaldi se beth gya. Magr ye dekh kr hairan reh gya k driving seat pr koi nhi hy aur car khud chal rahi hy. Wo dar k chup chaap betha rha. Thori dair...

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Yahan Mazdoor Ko Marny Ki Jaldi Yon Bhi Hai, Azad

Labor Day sms Yahan Mazdoor Ko Marny Ki Jaldi Yon Bhi Hai, Azad K Zindagi Ki Kashmakash Mein Kahein Kafan Mehnga Na Ho Jaye.!? (1st MAY Labour Day)

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Too Qadir e matlaq hai magar tery jahan main..

Labor Day sms Too Qadir e matlaq hai magar tery jahan main.. Hain talkh boht banda e mazdoor k ayyam!! 1st may,,, labour's day..

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Gundum ameer e shehar ki hoti rahi kharab

Labor Day sms Gundum ameer e shehar ki hoti rahi kharab Bchay kisi gareeb k faqon say mar gay . . Peetal ke baleyon mn beti beyah di Bap kam krta tha sonay ki kan mn . . . Sehmay sehmay say baithay...

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Soo jaty hen footpath par akhbar baicha kar

Labor Day sms Soo jaty hen footpath par akhbar baicha kar Mazdoor kabhi nend ki goli nhi khaty 1st MAY MAZDOOR DAY..

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Kitni Ajeeb baat hy k jo bnda Aatay ki Bori khareed skta hay wo utha nhi skta

Labor Day sms Kitni Ajeeb baat hy k jo bnda Aatay ki Bori khareed skta hay wo utha nhi skta Aur Jo Utha skta hay Wo Khareed nhi skta. Mazdoor teri Azmat ko Slam 1st MAY.

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Salam, Good Morning, Have a nice day

Good Morning sms ( ¯`v´¯)salam ' `·.¸GººººD MORNING ( ¯`v´¯) ' `·.¸Hªve ª nice Day..

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Wish you Happy Good Morning

Good Morning sms Asalam-O-Alaikum (""'')     .     (""") )    (_/\_)   .( ISH (____/\____) *%*%*% %* U*% *%*%*% (""")___(""") .     )       (APPY (___)"""(___) Good Morning!

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Good Morning sms

Good Morning sms Asalam-O-Alaikum ,:-*'*;, *;,G,:-* __)(__ ,:-*'*;, *;,O,:-* __)(__ ,:-*'*;, *;,Ø,:-* __)(__ ,:-*'*;, *;,D,:-* __)(__ ,:-*';,:-*';,:-*';,:-*;, *;,MORning __)(__

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Peetal ki baliyon mein beti biah di

Labor Day sms Peetal ki baliyon mein beti biah di Or Bap kam krta tha sony ki KAN mein...!! Memorable 1st May, Salam & Salute to All Labours

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We live in a nation where, Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police,

Public sms We live in a nation where, Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police, You get car loan 100% and education loan 20%, Rice is Rs 90/- per kg but sim card is free, Footwears, we...

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Sardar sms Sardar nurse se: Agr meri beti ho to kehna FAIL or beta ho to kehna PASS. Sardar k ghar khusra peda hua. Nurse: mubarak ho Sardar ji apki SUPLI aai he ...

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