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Height of good luck

Student Teacher sms Height of good luck teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns . . . . . . Student: who? Me? . . . . . . Teacher: very good, sit down

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Mr & Mrs Smith went for picnic..

Intelligence Questions (IQ TEST) Mr & Mrs Smith went for picnic.. Mrs Smith has 5 sons n each son have 7 daughters whom have 1 baby each.. then how many people went for picnic??

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SEVEN promises should be taken before choosing BBA.

School College sms SEVEN promises should be taken before choosing BBA. 1: I have already enjoyed my life in childhood and d0n't want to enj0y anym0re ... 2: I love tensions ... 3: I love to work on...

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1 Danishwar se pochha gya: Ghussa kya hy..?

Cute sms 1 Danishwar se pochha gya: Ghussa kya hy..? Bohat Khoobsurat Jawab mila: "Kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko dena..

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Some Names Of Rehmat-UL-Alameen MOHAMMED (Peace Be Upon Him)

Islamic Info sms Some Names Of Rehmat-UL-Alameen MOHAMMED (Peace Be Upon Him) 1-In Quran (Mohammed & Ahmed) 2-In Zaboor (Aaqib) 3-In Toraat (Maaz) 4-In Bible (Farqaleet) 5-In Heaven (Abdul Kareem)...

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SHEIKH Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV Sy:Apna Haath Idhar Meri Trf Lao..

Sheikh sms SHEIKH Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV Sy:Apna Haath Idhar Meri Trf Lao.. BV Ny Sharma K Hath Aagy Brha Dia Aor Aankhain Bnd Kr Leen.. Jab Thori Dair me Aankhain Kholeen To SHEIKH Marker Sy ungli...

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Sardar ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha.

Sardar sms Sardar ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha. Dost: oye aye ki? Sardar:mino karigar ne kia c edey utay rupayye la theek hojey gi

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The fire of hell wil nt touch a prson who recites

Wazaef sms The fire of hell wil nt touch a prson who recites "Allahumma Ajirni Minan Naar"7 times aftr Fajr & Magrib If u choose to frwd it,it wil b Sadqa jaria 4 u & me.

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Soch k jawab dain agar intellegent hain to

Intelligence Questions sms Soch k jawab dain agar intellegent hain to 1-"SHEHD"se ziyada meetha ,.........hai 2- SURAJ se ziyada garm ,.........., hy 3- BADSHAH ko ,...........,chahiye 4- "FAKEER" k...

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Aqwal-e-Zareen…. Behtreen Insan wo hy

Misleading sms Aqwal-e-Zareen.... Behtreen Insan wo hy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis ka ap msg prh rhy hen;-) Thank you! sb ko btany ki zrorat nai aiwain e bnda famous ho jata ha.

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Jalebi ko Female Dish Kiun kaha Jata Hy

Jokes sms Jalebi ko Female Dish Kiun kaha Jata Hy.?? . . ? . Kiun k Ye Larkiyon ki tarah Kbi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti Hamesha tarhi Rehte hay

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Waqeel: Tumhra jurm sabit hote he kal tumko phansi pe latkya jaye ga

Pathan sms Waqeel: Tumhra jurm sabit hote he kal tumko phansi pe latkya jaye ga.. Pathan: Wo to thek ha lekin utara kb jye ga hm ne sham ko Raksha b chlana hota hai:-)

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Islam mein “BETI” ki ahmiyat… Hazrat MOHAMMAD (s.a.w.w) farmate hain:

Hadees e Nabavi sms Islam mein "BETI" ki ahmiyat... Hazrat MOHAMMAD (s.a.w.w) farmate hain: 1. Aurat k liye ye bht hi mubarak hy k uski pehli oulaad larki ho, 2. Jis shakhs ki betiyan hon us ko bura...

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Mujhe Kis Taraf Jana Hai, Kuch khabar Nahi

Urdu Poetry sms Mujhe Kis Taraf Jana Hai, Kuch khabar Nahi Meray Rastay Bhi kho Gaye, Meri 'MOHABBAT' ki Tarah

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Zawaal Ye K Tera Saath Nahi

Poetry sms Zawaal Ye K Tera Saath Nahi Kamaal Ye K Jee Raha Hoon Main

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A woman,while at her mum’s funeral ,met a guy whom she didnt know

Intelligence Questions sms Very Interesting..... Do Read and Reply A woman,while at her mum's funeral ,met a guy whom she didnt know. She fell in love with him but never proposed or found him again. A...

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Enjoy lovely Mosam

Rain sms Enjoy lovely Mosam ' ,' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ,' , ' , ' , ' , ' ,' , _________ /_______/\ ..;';';., |__[]___|__| ,,)(,, Wish u Happy Rim Jhim

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Teri meri Meri teri

Zardari sms Teri meri Meri teri . . . Light aani hai mushkil... 2 ghantoun main bi ye na aa paye... Sara din beet jae sari rat jagae aur light ka khayal lamha lamha tarpae ye tarap keh rahi hay mar...

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Raat Aksar Hum Se Ye Sawal Karti Hai Ay HamNashin

Funny Poetry sms Raat Aksar Hum Se Ye Sawal Karti Hai Ay HamNashin K Kon Hai Tere DIL Me Jo Tujhe Sone Nahi Deta Aur Hamare Dil se Ek hi Awaz Ati hai WAPDA WAPDA WAPDA.

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Difference Between Love & FRIENDSHIP

Cute sms Difference Between Love & FRIENDSHIP Balnce na hote hue B kch B kr k cal krna is LOVE & Balnce Hote hue b 1 msg krny me maut aana is FRNDSHIP SHABAAASH! Mery DoSTO

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