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Pathan Ne Kapray Ki Shop Kholi

Pathan sms Pathan Ne Kapray Ki Shop Kholi Usi Me Property Ka Kaam Shuru Kia Or Sath Me Tandoor Bhi Laga Lia Pata Hay Dukan Ka Naam Kia Rakha? ROTI KAPRA OR MAKAAN?;-)

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Kabhi Yaad Kar Liya Karo Is Banda-e-Nachiz Ko

Yaad Poetry sms Kabhi Yaad Kar Liya Karo Is Banda-e-Nachiz Ko Ye Shakhs Bura Hi Sahi Magar Abhi Zinda To Hai.

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Thousands of yesterdays hav gone.

Good Morning sms Thousands of yesterdays hav gone. Millions of Tomorrow will cum. But There is only 1 Today so Enjoy ur Today wd Lots of smile & Happiness!:) Sùbhå ßåkhåìr..

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Jab qurb itna mukhtasar tha…

Sad Poetry sms Jab qurb itna mukhtasar tha... Tu yaaden be'shumaar Q...

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Send dis SmS 2 ur friends & get cool replies..

Questions sms Send dis SmS 2 ur friends & get cool replies.. Agar ap ko in me sy mri kch chezen leny ka moqa mle to ap kya lena psnd krn gy..?? My. Name My. Mobile My. Smile My. Height My. Heart...

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Insan agr kisi k samny roye or apna dukh bayan kary to dosra us ko

Anmol Moti sms Insan agr kisi k samny roye or apna dukh bayan kary to dosra us ko khud se dor karny ki koshish karta he, Jb k agar ALLAH TA'ALA k samny ro to mera RAB khud se or Qaareeb karta he Is...

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اگر ھندو لڑکی شادی شدہ ھو تو مانگ میں سندور لگاتی ھے

General Knowledge sms اگر ھندو لڑکی شادی شدہ ھو تو مانگ میں سندور لگاتی ھے اگر مسلمان لڑکی شادی شدہ ھو تو اس کی کیا پہچان ھے جواب ضرور دینا!

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Zindgi me Jb TUMKO koi RASTA Dikhai Na De

Misleading sms Zindgi me Jb TUMKO koi RASTA Dikhai Na De Koi MANZIL Dikhai Na De, Koi APNA Dikhai Na De Tu Tm Mere PAS ajana Me Tmko Ankhon K DOCTOR K Pas Le Jaon ga.

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Yunhi anjanay main us say rafaqat ho gai,

Gazal sms Yunhi anjanay main us say rafaqat ho gai, Dosti kernay chalay aur us say chahat ho gai wo na ho to main khud say hi ulajhta hoon, kia karo mujhay us ki Aadat ho gai, Main apnay vajood main...

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If U R Alone & Suddenly Get ‘CHEST PAIN’ That Radiates

Health Tips sms If U R Alone & Suddenly Get 'CHEST PAIN' That Radiates 2 Ur Left Arm, Up 2 Ur Jaw, Then It May B "HEART ATTACK" If No 1 2 Help & Hospital Is Far, Then Dont Wait, U Can Help...

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A guy tells his friend that check my result at the university

School College sms A guy tells his friend that check my result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say "Muslim says Asalam...

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Zamaney k sarey saharey bazahir dikhawa hen Mudassir

Islamic Poetry sms Zamaney k sarey saharey bazahir dikhawa hen Mudassir Haqeetat me mera Khuda mujhe girney nahe deta

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1- Larky ne colleg mai 1 intermediate ki larki se us ka nam pucha

Questions sms Chaleng 4 u Agr Answer nahi Aata to sms karna chor Dena Chalenge: 1- Larky ne colleg mai 1 intermediate ki larki se us ka nam pucha Jwab mai us ne Ek Book pe yeh Code likh Dia: 9-2.4=...

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Ye dard-e-dil na geya dard-e-jaan ki tarha..

Sad Poetry sms Ye dard-e-dil na geya dard-e-jaan ki tarha.. Galy mein daal k sary taweez dekhy hain....!

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ALLAH Se DUA’ he k Ap ki Zindgi Or Ap ka Ghar

Dua sms ALLAH Se DUA' he k Ap ki Zindgi Or Ap ka Ghar *,___,*___,* /_*__,*__/.\* *l__[]__l__! * khushiyon se sada Jagmagata Rahy AAMEEN ;*'' ''*. '*;_ _ '*; *:, .;*UBAH' BAKHAIR,"

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RAB ki rehmt teri chokht pe brasti nzr aye,

Islamic Poetry sms RAB ki rehmt teri chokht pe brasti nzr aye, Hr lmha teri taqdir snwarti nzr aye, Bin mange tuje mile tu jo b chahe, Dua khud tere hathon ko trasti nzr aye. Aameen..

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1 Sardar ne FootPath rang krne ka theka lya.

Sardar sms 1 Sardar ne FootPath rang krne ka theka lya. 1st day os ne 3 K.M rang kya. 2 din 2 K.M. 3 din 1 K.M. Ik admi ne pocha. Kya bat he Srdar G 1st day 3 K.M 2nd din 2 K.M 3rd din 1 K.M Rang kya...

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Likhna Parhna chhad dey bandya, Nekiyan tey rakh aass..

Punjabi Poetry sms Likhna Parhna chhad dey bandya, Nekiyan tey rakh aass.. . . Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass...!! . . . Students ka sufiana kalaam....!!:-D

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HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W.W says: 4 chezain apko preshan or bemar krti han

Hadees e Nabavi sms HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W.W says: 4chezain apko preshan or bemar krti han 1:ziada Baten krna 2:ziada sona 3:ziada khana 4:ziada logo sy mail-jol 4chezein apko khatam krti hain 1:Fikar...

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Momin Jab Daikhta Hai Tu Ibrat Hasil Krta Hai

Hazrat Ali RA sms Momin Jab Daikhta Hai Tu Ibrat Hasil Krta Hai Jab Khamosh Rahta Hai To Gooar o Fikar Karta Hai Or Jab Bolta Hai Tu Zikar Karta Hai (Hazrat Ali RA)

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