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Wife: Dekho wo admi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai..

Husband Wife sms Wife: Dekho wo admi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai.. Husband: array janay do, wo kabari hai, bekar cheez par nazar rakhna uski aadat hai..?

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1 sardar ka redio kharab ho gaya

Sardar sms 1 sardar ka redio kharab ho gaya Usne khud hi usko khola or dekha us k ander 1 chooha mra pra tha. Sardar : lo dasso Chalna ki A Gulookar e mar gaya Ay

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sms Ki omeed laga raki hai

Funny Poetry sms "sMs" Ki omeed laga raki hai Nazar mobile pe tika raki hai Battery B full charge kar raki hai Par "sMs" Aay ga kaise ? Dosti KANJUSON se jo bana rakhi hai.

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Meri Zindgi to firaaq hai, Wo azal se Dil me makein sahi

Urdu Poetry sms Meri Zindgi to firaaq hai, Wo azal se Dil me makein sahi Wo nigahe shoq se dur hain, Rag-e-Jaan se lakh qareen sahi Hamein Jan deni hai aik din, wo kisi tarah wo kahein sahi Hamein aap...

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2013 me Easyload ka message: Dear customer

Public sms 2013 me Easyload ka message: Dear customer, You have recharged Rs.100. The deduction of RGST 25% Zardari tax 20% Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10% Gillani Tax 10% GST 17% Tax per tax 5% Bilawal...

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Hazrat ALi (R.A) ne farmya: Sab Se Bari Bahaduri “Sabar” Krna Hy,

Hazrat Ali (R.A.) sms Assalam.o.Alaikum Hazrat ALi (R.A) ne farmya: Sab Se Bari Bahaduri "Sabar" Krna Hy, Sab Se Bari bala "Na Umidi" hy Sab Se Bari Tafreeh "Masrufiyat" hy Sab Se Bara Ustad "Tajrba"...

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Pareshaani, Khamosh hone se kam…

Anmol Moti sms Pareshaani, Khamosh hone se kam... Sabar karne se khatam... Aur Shukar karne se khushi mein badal jati hey.

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Love me or hate me

Shakespeare sms Shakespeare says Love me or hate me both r in my favour Because if u love me i am in your HEART and if u hate me i m in ur mind.

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Wo Meri Ghazal Parh Kar, PehloO baDal Kay Bolay…

Urdu Poetry sms Wo Meri Ghazal Parh Kar, PehloO baDal Kay Bolay... K0i Qalam Chheenay IsS sy, Ye To Jaan Ly Chalaa Hai...!

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Ustad-e ishq Such kaha tu ne. boht nalaiq hun main,

Yaad Poetry sms Ustad-e ishq Such kaha tu ne. boht nalaiq hun main, Mudat se ik hi shaks ko yad kr raha hon

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Moat to naam sy badnam hy dost

Urdu Poetry sms Moat to naam sy badnam hy dost Warna takleef to zindagi bhi detti hy

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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe tay

Pathan sms 4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe tay 2 charh gay to train ma logo ny kaha WELDONE Pathan: khaak well done? Jaana to unhe tha, Ham to chorhnay aaye thay..

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Duniya Mein Bohat Si Kitabain Hain Magar Ghilaaf Sirf

Islamic sms "Izzat aur Pardah" Duniya Mein Bohat Si Kitabain Hain Magar Ghilaaf Sirf "QURAN e PAK" Ko He Charhaya Jata Hai Duniya Mein Bohat Si Emartain Hain Lekin Sirf "KHANA KAABA" Ko He Dhanpa Jata...

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Aik jungle main aik Sanp rhta tha..

Jokes sms Aik jungle main aik Sanp rhta tha.. Us ko jb b bhook lagti thi wo kisi drakht py charh kr chirya k anday kha jata tha... Or hoty hoty wo sary anday kha gya. To jungle ki tamam chiryon ny...

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Ek bacha roz apny marhoom Maths k Sir k ghr phone krta

Students Teacher sms Ek bacha roz apny marhoom Maths k Sir k ghr phone krta Sir ki wife: Kitni bar kaha wo Mar gaye hain Bar bar fon Q karte ho? Bacha: Sun kar acha lagta hy:-)

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Kia Pakistan ek gareeb Mulk hy?

Public sms Kia Pakistan ek gareeb Mulk hy? Yeh swal ek Swis bank director ka hy Us ne kaha k "Pakistan k 97 arab dollar ki raqam Swiss banks main pari hai.ek ahkbar ka dawa jo k 30 sal tak k Tax free...

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Never beg pe0ple to staY against their will.

Quotes sms Never beg pe0ple to staY against their will. Sometimes, the gift of goodbye opens up an0ther door. Move on but never move away..!

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Never compare your life story with those in the movies,

Motivational sms Never compare your life story with those in the movies, because they are written by HUMANs and Yours is written by ALLAH, And ALLAH is the best WRITER.

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Tujy Tery paida krny Waly ki Qasam

Zardari sms Tujy Tery paida krny Waly ki Qasam "ay Dengui Machar " . . . . . . . . . . bas 1 chummi Zardari ki bhi lay le. From all PAKISTANI's

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Agr Islam mein 1 qatal jaiz hota to ap kis ka krty?

Zardari sms Agr Islam mein 1 qatal jaiz hota to ap kis ka krty? 1-zrdari ka 2-sadr e pakistan ka 3-bilawal k baap ka 4-benazir k shohr ka Ya 5-bhutto k damaad k reply me fast as soon as possible.

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